May 2013
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Wincest is the winbest so let’s have a winfest, ‘cause we’re better than the winrest!
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lordofthewincest replied to your photo: My friends and I went to a local “adult novelty”…
i just realized I liked a picture of your booty and now I’m worried you feel uncomfortable but it’s a very nice booty 10/10
Thank! And nah man, I appreciate it so much, compliment all the booties! I figured that it looked cute and the only way to get over my deeply-seated body issues is to spread...
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thesecretmichan:
she wants the D(r. McCoy)
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insanebluegenius:
People who gratuitously use “lol” in conversation really annoy me. Why does it need to be on the end of every sentence?
YOU’RE NOT EVEN ACTUALLY LAUGHING
i can’t lol understand lol your accent lol
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Man, I try so hard to talk to people on Neopets, but I think I just come off creepy instead of nice and I never hear back from them.
JUST LET ME LOVE YOU!!!
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Some dude just approached me in my dining hall asking if we have class together, but it turns out we don’t. I either just missed out on the romance of a lifetime, or I have a twin.
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shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
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hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
Fun story time: When I was on a group trip to Thailand, an overseer tried to pull this shit on me with a dead cave spider and I looked at him with fire in my eyes and straight up said “I will murder you while you sleep...
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Slammin' Cock: youarenotdesi:... →
youarenotdesi:
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I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it
This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a Bring Me The Horizon shirt, when I said I really...
peevesies:
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
I am a culprit of this. Hot English Teacher why?
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So I’m beginning to think that my apartment is magic or st, because since I moved in about a year ago, I have not met a single spider. This could be due to the fact that there aren’t real windows in here, but I like to think I’ve finally developed my spider-repellant pheromones.
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tabbiecat5 replied to your post: About me questionaire thingy
Of course you can call me Tabbs :3 , and fab answers by the way :D ; I didn’t even link you yet! I was going to link everyone in the morning ‘cause it’s 2am here xD
!!! I just thought it was weird that I had a nickname for you that I never use outloud or told you about, but when you’re on my dash I smile and think...
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So that tribble is still alive on the ship…
Star Trek XIII: The Trouble With Tribbles Two
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About me questionaire thingy
I was tagged by Tabbs (tabbiecat5) Can I even call you Tabbs? I call you that in my head at least.
Rule 1: Post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them (I probs won’t)
1. Who’s a historical figure you really admire? I have quite a few, but Nikola Tesla...
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crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
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congragulation:
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
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me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: ...
me: does this have wi-fi
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